Fable lost chapters humor FF

I want to write a fan fiction of Fable (the first), where I'll be there too.

From left to right:

Maleficus (the name I used in Fable TLC for the evil hero), Whisper, me, Maze and the master of the guild.

I will try to translate into English (I speak little English, sorry) ..
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cartoon 1:

Me: "Now, stay here, look to the digital camera and smile!"

Maze "Eh-emh" (embarrassed).. that's right..?"<---strutting, rigid and super authoritarian

Master: "Ooh! A machinery of the future really intersting!"

Whisper "Master, you must stand still!"
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cartoon 2:

Whisper: "Maleficus, remove that stinking shit from me! "

Maleficus: "shut up black"

Maze: "Aah!!! My poor backache!"

Me: "Master! But where it goes?"

Master: "I just want to give a close look! Never seen anything like it!


eheh ... of course, in the history, I brought my beloved digital camera: D